Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes

Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes
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Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes. The chief says for them, “You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga.” The first guy states, “Well, I guess ugga bugga.” The chief shouts “UGGA BUGGA!” and thirty members of the tribe strike and … Read more

2 old actors are seated on a bench

2 old actors are seated on a bench
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2 old actors are seated on a bench. One states: “How long has it been since you had a job?” The other actor says “Thirty two years – how about you?” The first actor states, “That’s nothing. I haven’t had a job in forty years!” The other says, “One of these days we’ve got to … Read more

A well used woman is upset from her husband’s funeral

A well used woman is upset from her husband's funeral
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A well used woman is upset from her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brownish suit and I wanted your pet in a blue suit” The mortician says “We’ll look after it, ma’am” and yells back, “Ed, switch the heads on two & four! ”