A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more

A well used woman is upset from her husband’s funeral

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A well used woman is upset from her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brownish suit and I wanted your pet in a blue suit” The mortician says “We’ll look after it, ma’am” and yells back, “Ed, switch the heads on two & four! ”