A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible desire to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, yet Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day this individual confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Their wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to conquer this rash desire on his own. … Read more

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box
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A Judaism guy goes into a admission box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name can be Emil Cohen. I’m 60 to 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old aunt. We engage in all manner of … Read more

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor
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A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The physician says, “How did you obtain such a huge orange mind?” The guy states, “Well, one day I was strolling down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I’ll grant you three wishes, … Read more