A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie

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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to give him one wish. He admits that, “Peace in the Middle east, gowns my wish.” The particular genie looks concerned, after that says “No, I’m sorry, that’s just not possible. … Read more

Three men

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Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants or loans them each one wish. The first guy wishes he has been off the island and at home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor

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A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The physician says, “How did you obtain such a huge orange mind?” The guy states, “Well, one day I was strolling down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I’ll grant you three wishes, … Read more