Mommy

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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

A man says to his friend

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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “The friend says, “Why not? “The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. ” Then there was a man who said, “I in no way knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box

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A Judaism guy goes into a admission box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name can be Emil Cohen. I’m 60 to 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old aunt. We engage in all manner of … Read more