Sid and Irv are business partners

Sid and Irv are business partners
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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make the deal that whichever a single dies first will contact the living one in the afterlife. So Irv passes away. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, numbers there is no afterlife. Then one day this individual gets a call. Really Irv. “So there is … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible desire to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, yet Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is
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A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is. “I charge 50 dollars for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s extremely steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer responds, “Now what’s your final question? ”

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day this individual confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. Their wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to conquer this rash desire on his own. … Read more

A guy has a talking doggy

A guy has a talking doggy
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A guy has a talking doggy. He brings it to a talent scout. “This canine can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed realtor. “Okay, Sport,” the people says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?” “Roof!” the dog response. “Oh, come on…” the particular talent agent responds. “All dogs go roof’.” … Read more