Three men

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Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants or loans them each one wish. The first guy wishes he has been off the island and at home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

A guy is sitting in your own home when he hears a knock at the door

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A guy is sitting in your own home when he hears a knock at the door. This individual opens the door and views a snail on the patio. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there is a knock on the doorway. He opens it and … Read more

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis

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A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks your pet why he would possibly need that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars appears to be … Read more

A guy is sitting at home when he hears the knock at the door

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears the knock at the door. This individual opens the door and views a snail on the patio. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the doorway. He opens it and sees the same … Read more