Mommy

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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final

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It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, plus a man makes his method to his seat right at middle ice. He sits lower, noticing that the seat close to him is empty. This individual leans over and asks their neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” … Read more

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is

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A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is. “I charge 50 dollars for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s extremely steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer responds, “Now what’s your final question? ”

2 old actors are seated on a bench

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2 old actors are seated on a bench. One states: “How long has it been since you had a job?” The other actor says “Thirty two years – how about you?” The first actor states, “That’s nothing. I haven’t had a job in forty years!” The other says, “One of these days we’ve got to … Read more