Mommy

Mommy
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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

I had been born a suspect

I had been born a suspect
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I had been born a suspect. I could walk down any road in America and women may clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, secure their car doors. Merely look up into the windows from the apartments I pass I could see old ladies for the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1- and are just … Read more