A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis

Be a bloke and share a joke

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks your pet why he would possibly need that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars appears to be … Read more

A well used woman is upset from her husband’s funeral

Be a bloke and share a joke

A well used woman is upset from her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brownish suit and I wanted your pet in a blue suit” The mortician says “We’ll look after it, ma’am” and yells back, “Ed, switch the heads on two & four! ”

The Jewish grandmother is viewing her grandchild playing in the beach when a huge influx comes and takes your pet out to sea

Be a bloke and share a joke

The Jewish grandmother is viewing her grandchild playing in the beach when a huge influx comes and takes your pet out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save our only grandson. I plead with of you, bring your pet back.” And a large wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as … Read more

The particular young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded 20 dollars for their first love-making experience

Be a bloke and share a joke

The particular young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded 20 dollars for their first love-making experience. In his highly aroused condition, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for the girl to buy … Read more

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul

Be a bloke and share a joke

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” This individual ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his shop. The voice says Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. “Saul, … Read more