Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes

Be a bloke and share a joke

Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes. The chief says for them, “You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga.” The first guy states, “Well, I guess ugga bugga.” The chief shouts “UGGA BUGGA!” and thirty members of the tribe strike and … Read more

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is

Be a bloke and share a joke

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is. “I charge 50 dollars for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s extremely steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer responds, “Now what’s your final question? ”

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him

Be a bloke and share a joke

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more