A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house

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A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house. One day the man comes home from work great wife says, “Honey, you understand, in the upstairs bathroom among the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The partner says, “What do I appear to be, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes … Read more

2 old actors are seated on a bench

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2 old actors are seated on a bench. One states: “How long has it been since you had a job?” The other actor says “Thirty two years – how about you?” The first actor states, “That’s nothing. I haven’t had a job in forty years!” The other says, “One of these days we’ve got to … Read more