Mommy

Mommy
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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

A man says to his friend

A man says to his friend
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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “The friend says, “Why not? “The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. ” Then there was a man who said, “I in no way knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

Sid and Irv are business partners

Sid and Irv are business partners
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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make the deal that whichever a single dies first will contact the living one in the afterlife. So Irv passes away. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, numbers there is no afterlife. Then one day this individual gets a call. Really Irv. “So there is … Read more

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final
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It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, plus a man makes his method to his seat right at middle ice. He sits lower, noticing that the seat close to him is empty. This individual leans over and asks their neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” … Read more

Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes

Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes
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Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes. The chief says for them, “You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga.” The first guy states, “Well, I guess ugga bugga.” The chief shouts “UGGA BUGGA!” and thirty members of the tribe strike and … Read more

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father had been in a mall

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father had been in a mall
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father had been in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by 2 shiny, silver walls which could move apart and then glide back together again. The particular boy asked, “What is this Father? “The father responded, “Son, I have never noticed … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more