A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house

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A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house. One day the man comes home from work great wife says, “Honey, you understand, in the upstairs bathroom among the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The partner says, “What do I appear to be, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes … Read more

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more

A guy tells his doctor: It was terrible

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A guy tells his doctor: It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I actually rushed home from the airport and found her during sex with my best friend. I don’t have it. How could she try this to me?” “Well,” says the … Read more