TV commercials now show you how detergents remove bloodstains, a pretty violent picture there. I think if you’ve got the T-shirt with a bloodstain throughout it, maybe laundry just isn’t your biggest problem.
A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is. “I charge 50 dollars for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s extremely steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer responds, “Now what’s your final question? ”