Three men

Three men
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Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants or loans them each one wish. The first guy wishes he has been off the island and at home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

Sid and Irv are business partners

Sid and Irv are business partners
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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make the deal that whichever a single dies first will contact the living one in the afterlife. So Irv passes away. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, numbers there is no afterlife. Then one day this individual gets a call. Really Irv. “So there is … Read more

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final
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It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, plus a man makes his method to his seat right at middle ice. He sits lower, noticing that the seat close to him is empty. This individual leans over and asks their neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” … Read more

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked
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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, merely died would you get married once again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The girl said, “I’m sure you would certainly.” So the man mentioned, “Okay, I would” Then your woman asked, “Would you let her sleep within our bed?” And the man … Read more

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the particular wife asked

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the particular wife asked
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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the particular wife asked, “Honey, easily died would you get married once again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The girl said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man stated, “Okay, I would” Then your woman asked, “Would you let her sleep within our bed?” And the man … Read more

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more