Another one has been: Doc

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Another one has been: Doc, I can’t stop performing the ‘Green Grass of Home’. He stated: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common? ‘I asked. ‘It’s not really unusual’ he replied.

Mommy

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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

A man says to his friend

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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “The friend says, “Why not? “The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. ” Then there was a man who said, “I in no way knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more