Mommy

Mommy
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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

A man says to his friend

A man says to his friend
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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “The friend says, “Why not? “The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. ” Then there was a man who said, “I in no way knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years
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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible desire to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, yet Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more

classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to perform the splits? ‘ This individual said

classic Tommy Cooper gag 'I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to perform the splits? ' This individual said
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classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to perform the splits? ‘ This individual said, ‘How flexible have you been? ‘ I said, ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’, had been fifth.