A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to give him one wish. He admits that, “Peace in the Middle east, gowns my wish.” The particular genie looks concerned, after that says “No, I’m sorry, that’s just not possible. … Read more
Two guys are usually walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their billfolds and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy transforms to the other and fingers him a bill. “Here’s that will $30 I owe you,” he says.