The guy who chance Robert Kennedy

The guy who chance Robert Kennedy
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The guy who chance Robert Kennedy, Sirhan, goes up for parole every year. Once he even informed the parole board that if Kennedy was alive these days, he would speak in his favor and say let him go. What a tough break, you know? The one guy who would have got supported him, and he … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis
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A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks your pet why he would possibly need that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars appears to be … Read more

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

A Catholic teenager goes to confession
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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by priest that he can’t be pardoned unless he reveals which the girl is. “I promised not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box
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A Judaism guy goes into a admission box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name can be Emil Cohen. I’m 60 to 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old aunt. We engage in all manner of … Read more

A guy has a talking doggy

A guy has a talking doggy
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A guy has a talking doggy. He brings it to a talent scout. “This canine can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed realtor. “Okay, Sport,” the people says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?” “Roof!” the dog response. “Oh, come on…” the particular talent agent responds. “All dogs go roof’.” … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

A Catholic teenager goes to confession
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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I guaranteed not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more

A woman has twins

A woman has twins
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A woman has twins, and provides them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal. ‘ The other goes to a family vacation, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan transmits a picture of himself to his mum. Upon getting the picture, she shows her husband that … Read more