Mommy

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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

Sid and Irv are business partners

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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make the deal that whichever a single dies first will contact the living one in the afterlife. So Irv passes away. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, numbers there is no afterlife. Then one day this individual gets a call. Really Irv. “So there is … Read more

As a couple gets into bed

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As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his spouse. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve truly got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to remain fresh. “The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later on, he rolls back over and taps his wife. “Do … Read more

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul

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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” This individual ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his shop. The voice says Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. “Saul, … Read more