Mommy

Mommy
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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is

A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is
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A guy requests a lawyer what his charge is. “I charge 50 dollars for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s extremely steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer responds, “Now what’s your final question? ”