A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor

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A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The physician says, “How did you obtain such a huge orange mind?” The guy states, “Well, one day I was strolling down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I’ll grant you three wishes, … Read more