A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house

A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house
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A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house. One day the man comes home from work great wife says, “Honey, you understand, in the upstairs bathroom among the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The partner says, “What do I appear to be, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off

A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more

The particular young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded 20 dollars for their first love-making experience

The particular young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded 20 dollars for their first love-making experience
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The particular young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded 20 dollars for their first love-making experience. In his highly aroused condition, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for the girl to buy … Read more

I had been born a suspect

I had been born a suspect
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I had been born a suspect. I could walk down any road in America and women may clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their Mace, secure their car doors. Merely look up into the windows from the apartments I pass I could see old ladies for the phone. They’ve already dialed 9-1- and are just … Read more