classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to perform the splits? ‘ This individual said

classic Tommy Cooper gag 'I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to perform the splits? ' This individual said
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classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to perform the splits? ‘ This individual said, ‘How flexible have you been? ‘ I said, ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’, had been fifth.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive girl waving at him. She says hello. He’s instead taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me? “To which she replies, “I believe you’re the father of one of my kids. “Now his brain travels … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

A Catholic teenager goes to confession
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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by priest that he can’t be pardoned unless he reveals which the girl is. “I promised not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

A Catholic teenager goes to confession
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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I guaranteed not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more

classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to undertake the splits? ‘ He said

classic Tommy Cooper gag 'I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to undertake the splits? ' He said
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classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to undertake the splits? ‘ He said, ‘How flexible have you been? ‘ I said, ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’, was fifth.