Sid and Irv are business partners

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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make the deal that whichever a single dies first will contact the living one in the afterlife. So Irv passes away. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, numbers there is no afterlife. Then one day this individual gets a call. Really Irv. “So there is … Read more

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final

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It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, plus a man makes his method to his seat right at middle ice. He sits lower, noticing that the seat close to him is empty. This individual leans over and asks their neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” … Read more

The wife arrived home following a long shopping trip

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The wife arrived home following a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a younger, lovely thing. Just as the lady was about to storm away from home, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to listen to how this all came about. … Read more

A guy tells his doctor: It was terrible

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A guy tells his doctor: It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I actually rushed home from the airport and found her during sex with my best friend. I don’t have it. How could she try this to me?” “Well,” says the … Read more