Sid and Irv are business partners

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Sid and Irv are business partners. They make the deal that whichever a single dies first will contact the living one in the afterlife. So Irv passes away. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, numbers there is no afterlife. Then one day this individual gets a call. Really Irv. “So there is … Read more

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final

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It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, plus a man makes his method to his seat right at middle ice. He sits lower, noticing that the seat close to him is empty. This individual leans over and asks their neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” … Read more

Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes

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Two ministers doing missionary work in the particular South Seas are captured by a tribe and associated with stakes. The chief says for them, “You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga.” The first guy states, “Well, I guess ugga bugga.” The chief shouts “UGGA BUGGA!” and thirty members of the tribe strike and … Read more

While making love

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While making love, a guy says to his wife “Darling, take a look at do a 68!” that the wife asks, “68??? What’s that?”. So the husband replies “You do it to me and I’ll must pay back you one. ”