A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

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Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible desire to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he view a therapist to talk about it, yet Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by priest that he can’t be pardoned unless he reveals which the girl is. “I promised not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more

A young new bride and groom-to-be had simply selected the wedding ring

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A young new bride and groom-to-be had simply selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the ordinary platinum and diamond music group, she suddenly looked worried. “Tell me,” the lady asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I am going to have to do to take care of this band?” With a fatherly … Read more

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box

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A Judaism guy goes into a admission box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name can be Emil Cohen. I’m 60 to 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old aunt. We engage in all manner of … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I guaranteed not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more