A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by priest that he can’t be pardoned unless he reveals which the girl is. “I promised not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more

A Judaism guy goes into a admission box

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A Judaism guy goes into a admission box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name can be Emil Cohen. I’m 60 to 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old aunt. We engage in all manner of … Read more

A Catholic teenager goes to confession

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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I guaranteed not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t … Read more