A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing within the beach when a huge influx comes and takes him out to sea

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A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing within the beach when a huge influx comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save my only grandson. I plead with of you, bring him back.” And a big wave comes and flushes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She … Read more

A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie

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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to give him one wish. He admits that, “Peace in the Middle east, gowns my wish.” The particular genie looks concerned, after that says “No, I’m sorry, that’s just not possible. … Read more

Three men

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Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants or loans them each one wish. The first guy wishes he has been off the island and at home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

Mommy

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Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”

A man says to his friend

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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “The friend says, “Why not? “The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. ” Then there was a man who said, “I in no way knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more