classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to undertake the splits? ‘ He said

classic Tommy Cooper gag ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to undertake the splits? ‘ He said, ‘How flexible have you been? ‘ I said, ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’, was fifth.

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years

Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day this individual confesses to his spouse that he has a terrible urge to stick his male organ into the pickle slicer. Their wife suggests that he visit a therapist to talk about it, yet Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his … Read more