Three men

Three men
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Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants or loans them each one wish. The first guy wishes he has been off the island and at home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

The guy who chance Robert Kennedy

The guy who chance Robert Kennedy
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The guy who chance Robert Kennedy, Sirhan, goes up for parole every year. Once he even informed the parole board that if Kennedy was alive these days, he would speak in his favor and say let him go. What a tough break, you know? The one guy who would have got supported him, and he … Read more

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box

A Jewish guy goes into a confession box
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m 70 eight years old. Believe it or not, I am currently involved with a twenty-eight year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sis. We engage in all manner of satisfaction, and in … Read more