A Catholic teenager goes to confession

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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I guaranteed not to tell!” he admits that. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the preist asks. “No, and I said I didn’t tell.” “Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer’s daughter?” “No, and am still won’t tell!” ‘Was it Mary Francis, the baker’s daughter?” “No,” says the particular boy. ‘Well, son,” says the priest, “I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months.” Outside, the kid’s friends ask what happened. “Well,” he says, “I got six months, but three good leads. ”

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