A woman

A woman, right after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband will get up off the hospital mattress, walks over to him shouting “I told you not to move doggy style!!!! ”

A guy is sitting at home when he hears the knock at the door

A guy is sitting at home when he hears the knock at the door. This individual opens the door and views a snail on the patio. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the doorway. He opens it to see the same … Read more

The Jewish grandmother is viewing her grandchild playing in the beach when a huge influx comes and takes him out to sea

The Jewish grandmother is viewing her grandchild playing in the beach when a huge influx comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, “please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring your pet back.” And a large wave comes and washes the boy back on to the beach, good because new. … Read more