Three men

Three men, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants or loans them each one wish. The first guy wishes he has been off the island and at home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”

The guy who chance Robert Kennedy

The guy who chance Robert Kennedy, Sirhan, goes up for parole every year. Once he even informed the parole board that if Kennedy was alive these days, he would speak in his favor and say let him go. What a tough break, you know? The one guy who would have got supported him, and he … Read more

Mommy

Mommy, what had been you doing bouncing upon Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets extremely fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny.” “That’s never going to work.” “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him regress to something easier again. ”